Sunday, July 9, 2017

Static Breaker Returns




When I was seventeen years old I moved to a cozy town nestled in the mountains of Colorado. The tiny school there had less than twenty students its the entire 11th grade, but it was also where I took my first proper Creative Writing class. I started writing a series called End File for an assignment.
I'd written some short stories and poetry up to that point, but decided to try something different. I wanted to write a series of episodic stories that felt like a television show. Each part needed to be easy for me to write and easy for readers to digest quickly. I posted the episodes to my DeviantArt page.
It went well for a while, but by the time I had completed a handful of episodes, I'd lost momentum and moved on to the next hot idea. I never forgot about End File, though, and would come back to it every now and again. About ten years passed in which I worked on it sporadically. Along the way I switched the name from End File to Static Breaker and created a separate website for the series: www.staticbreaker.com. The episodic structure changed into a more traditional chapter structure.
Last year I decided that enough was enough. I needed to focus on Static Breaker and not stop until the first book was finished. I stuck to it, and I’m nearly done. Static Breaker: Book One should be completed around August 2017. When it is, I’ll be self-publishing it on Amazon. Every chapter will remain online for free, but the collected book will feature some cool extras.
I have a lot planned for the lead-up to the finale of book one. I did an interview a while ago with another author by the name of Brandon Black. In the interview we discuss Static Breaker and my views of the genre of cyberpunk as a whole. You can read it here.
I’m also writing a collection of Static Breaker prequel stories that will be posted on other cool places across the internet. The first story, Dem’s Hunt, is already online. You can read it at Bard Constantine’s site here. In Dem's Hunt, which takes place over a year before Static Breaker begins, Dem gets a cryptic message from a friend who's gone missing. She embarks on a mission to figure out what happened to him.
There are three more prequel stories coming too, each focusing on a different supporting character. There will be one for Bō, one for Marcos, and one for Leana. Each one covers an important event in the characters' lives.
I'll be posting updates here as the finale to Static Breaker: Book One approaches. Keep an eye out; the next prequel story should be up soon.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

The Noble Art of Pen Spinning



I have a new obsession. After falling down a Youtube rabbit hole of object manipulation videos I discovered a community of people dedicated to perfecting complex tricks of twirling pens between their fingers. It sounds silly, but experienced spinners can deliver seriously hypnotizing performances.

I'm just a baby spinner. I've learned exactly 1.6 tricks. The only one I've mastered so far is called the thumb-around. 

My thumb-around skillz.


The second trick I'm learning is called the charge. It's proved much more difficult. The thumb-around took a few days to learn but, after a month of off-and-on practice, I still haven't completely figured out how to charge.

My charge non-skillz.


Obviously, I have a long way to go. It'll take a quite a while before I get as good as these guys -


Crazy, right? I KNOW. Don't even get me started on Cardistry.

Friday, May 20, 2016

Chill University




Hey, we’re totally stoked that you’ve showed an interest in attending the prestigious Chill University. Here is some basic information to help you in your decision.

Campus

Our sorta’ manicured lawns are perfect for kicking the hacky sack around with your bros. Fruit trees provide cool shade and even cooler snacks. All walkways are made of soft, heat-resistant foam, in case you don’t feel like wearing shoes.

Academics

We don’t really have Majors or Minors here. That stuff can get way too stressful. Just choose whatever classes sound the sweetest. Even if you feel like taking a different class every day, that’s cool with us. Our courses start at 12 pm sharp-ish and last until whenever you feel like going home. The carpeted rooms are all furnished with suede beanbag chairs that seriously feel like clouds. If you want to take one home, go for it. I mean, I did. 

Lighting in all rooms is set to chill for maximum relaxation. Of course, no classes require heavy books to carry around, and there’s never any homework. Just come in, take it easy, and watch a PowerPoint presentation or a Youtube video or something.

And, hey, if you don’t really feel like attending Chill University, that’s cool, too.

Course List

Intro to Cool Stuff
Maxin’ and Relaxin’ 101
Like, How Do Numbers Work?
Algebro
Algebro II
Coolculus
BROology
Midday Nap
Conflict Resolution (AKA: Chillax, Yo)
Elements of Procrastination
Trashketball and Other Sports
The Art of Couch Sleeping
Microwave Culinary Arts
One-Step Cooking
Spray Cheese: The Ultimate Food
Leaning Back in Chairs
Socks with Sandals
When to Finally Wash Clothes
Public Sleeping
Knowing When to Procrastinate (Always)
Urban Longboarding
Hydroponics
Living in Vans (Not the Shoes, Cuz They're Like Way Too Small for That, Unless You're Some Kind of Teeny Tiny Smurf Person, Which Would be CRAAAAZY)

Friday, March 11, 2016

Networking at Conventions


            There are few words in the English language that instill me with as much fear as the word “networking.” I’d sooner fight a bear than approach a stranger cold in the hopes of striking up a friendly conversation. At least, that’s how I used to feel. Recently I’ve begun to get used to it, and maybe even *gasp!* enjoy it.

            I’ve attended the New Orleans Comic Con (and some smaller cons) over the past few years and, each time, I try to kick my networking up a notch. It’s been surprisingly easy. Discussing my interests with a knowledgeable stranger often happens much more smoothly than making small talk with a family member. (Which, I’m sure, speaks to my own issues.)

The crux of networking is having people remember you. You generally want to be friendly, honest, and positive. Below are some specific steps that could help.

1)   Have Questions – If approaching someone after a panel, ask them about something they didn’t have time to cover, or about something you would like them to elaborate on. And don’t just say “How do I make it into the industry?” Be specific. Show genuine interest in the subject instead of just how it can help you.

2)   Have Something to Give Them – [I have much more to say on this subject than is included here. I will cover it more fully in a later blog post.] Business cards are pretty standard, but you can do better. Think flyers and mini-comics. For the next con, I’m writing a one page comic to be printed on cardstock. Bookmarks would also be good. Don’t expect the person to give more than a cursory glance to whatever you hand them, though. Cons are loud and busy. Hopefully they’ll keep what you give them and take a closer look when relaxing in their hotel room, or at home after the con.

3)   Buy Something! – Most people go to cons and do panels because they have something to sell. I always do my best to have extra money for buying comics and novels from the people I’m interested in talking to. Even if it’s not something you would normally buy, get it anyway. It gives you something to talk about with them, lightens their mood, and gets you a cool collection of signed books to bring home. You’ll have a year to read the stuff, and you can bring it up the next time you see them.

4)   Give Them an Out – People are often rushed and tired at cons. Do not monopolize their time. They need a chance to eat and hang out with their friends. If you refuse to shut up, they’ll remember you for the wrong reason. Check if they have a table in the exhibitors’ area and catch up with them later.

5)   Return – Touch base with the person more than once before the con ends. They’re going to see hundreds of faces in the span of just a few days. If they interact with your specific mug more than once, even in a minor way, they’ll be more likely to remember you. Of course, use reasonable judgement. DON’T BE ANNOYING.

6)   Follow Up – Soon after the con, send them a thank you email. Mention how you met and tell them you appreciated their panel and/or any advice they gave you. Keep it short, sweet, and classy. Don’t push any of your own projects on them just yet. You can link to stuff in your signature, though, if you like.

Don’t feel like you need to chat up every single interesting person at the con. Having a half-decent conversation with just a few is good enough. If you’re an introvert like I am, make sure to pace yourself. If you push too hard you’ll end up exhausted and miserable. 

I highly suggest picking up a copy of Networking for People Who Hate Networking by Devora Zack. I came across it at a thrift store and it’s totally changed my approach to the subject

I hope you find this useful. Remember, if the people you’re trying to connect with are fellow creative types, they’re probably just as introverted as you are.